The Pulse of Politics

Erin Carlson
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File this under Things That Might Severely Traumatize Your Children: Glenn Beck
has authored a holiday tome for kiddies entitled “The Christmas Sweater,” and
according to publisher Simon & Schuster, it will debut at No. 1 on the New York
Time’s children’s picture book
bestseller list.

Anyone else vaguely disturbed by this? Confused? Amused? All of the above?

Well, Beck gets the last laugh: The hyper-emotional, hugely popular Fox News personality
has plans for total domination of the publishing
world. He aims to corner every market — no matter how wrong — and so far, he’s succeeded.
Then again, Beck is the next Oprah,

Case in point: With “The Christmas Sweater: A Picture Book,” Beck will have five consecutive
No. 1 books, and on four different lists no less, says Simon & Schuster
.

He has prevailed in hardcover fiction (for his novel “The Christmas Sweater”); hardcover
nonfiction (”Arguing With Idiots” and “An Inconvenient Book”); nonfiction paperback (”Glenn Beck’s Common Sense”).

And now, the kiddie niche.
This guy has got way too much time on his hands!

This guy is delusional Glenn Beck.

The mayor of Glenn Beck’s hometown in Washington state presented the Fox News personality with a ceremonial key to the city Saturday evening, an event preceded by weeks of protests and petitions calling for the cancellation of the visit. Beck received a boisterous, minute-long standing ovation after receiving the plaque-mounted key from Mount Vernon Mayor Bud Norris, who weeks earlier proclaimed …

MOUNT VERNON, Wash. (AP) — The mayor of Glenn Beck’s hometown in Washington state presented the Fox News personality with a ceremonial key to the city Saturday evening, an event preceded by weeks of protests and petitions calling for the cancellation of the visit. Beck received a boisterous, minute-long standing ovation after receiving the plaque-mounted key from Mount Vernon Mayor Bud Norris …

As expected, Glenn Beck’s return home was not met with quiet.

MOUNT VERNON, WASH. — As planned, the mayor of Glenn Beck’s hometown in Washington state presented the Fox News personality with a ceremonial key to the city Saturday evening, an event preceded by weeks of protests and petitions calling for the cancellation of the visit.